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27-12-2011, 04:52 PM
This is the best I have read in a long time



Equation 1


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy


Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work


In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.



Equation 2


Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money


Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey


In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey



Equation 3


Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey


In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey



To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend


So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!


So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together






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